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[–] deaf_fish@midwest.social 34 points 1 day ago (6 children)

Let this man watch porn without giving out any of his personal information. I too want to watch porn without giving out any of my personal information. You do too, if you watch porn.

[–] TeddE@lemmy.world 10 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (5 children)

The people making the rules know this. They just … in their Christian nationalist hearts believe porn shouldn't exist. And since there's too much precedent to simply make it illegal (they've tried before). So here they're trying to make watching it as painful and degrading as humanly possible.

In other words, you're not wrong - just preaching to the choir.

[–] aceshigh@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Yeah. Except these “Christians” also love to rape children. It’s pure projection on their part.

[–] TeddE@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago

They're usually (usually) not the same individuals, but the evil ones deliberately use the "good" ones as a shield. They're a happy to rally as Christians to any attack from outside the religion, but will write off abuses they see internally as "not my church".

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