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[–] FlexibleToast@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Oh, and it's super satisfying to walk on in barefeet

Unless you happen upon one of those bees.

[–] Cheradenine@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 day ago

"I suddenly remembered my Charlemagne. Let my armies be the rocks and the trees and the ~~birds in the sky.~~ Bees in the Clover"

I have my own Bee army, we would never hurt each other .

[–] onslaught545@lemmy.zip 2 points 1 day ago

Having been stung on the sole of my foot by a bee, I 100% don't recommend it.