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[–] BCsven@lemmy.ca 5 points 2 days ago (7 children)

They sell tattoo coverup makeup

[–] Asetru@feddit.org 18 points 2 days ago (6 children)

Imagine having to "get ready" for jerking off like others do before the opera.

[–] Codpiece@feddit.uk 9 points 2 days ago (3 children)

Why do you jerk off before the opera? Is it opera etiquette?

[–] Canonical_Warlock@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 1 day ago (2 children)

No, you've got it all wrong. It's good opera etiquette to jerk off at the opera to show that you're enjoying it. Etiquette doesn't demand the preopera wank; it's just so you have better endurance for your proper opera wank.

[–] echodot@feddit.uk 2 points 1 day ago

And of course it gives you a good second use for the opera binoculars

[–] Codpiece@feddit.uk 2 points 1 day ago

Brings a whole new meaning to Tossca.

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