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Wife and I ate her entire birthday cake in 2 days last month.
The Baker says cake is good for 3-5 people.
Nutrition label goes servings: 8, 800(?) cal a slice.
You: fuck it. Birthday binge.
I've been there and learned.
Cut into servings. Take out 4 servings (2 people x 2 days) freeze the rest in slices so you can space it out.
not sure what kind of fatty icing sugar monstrosity you've been eating, but 8.8kcal per slice is beyond absurd and no wonder you've had to adjust your lifestyle.
I just threw a number in. No idea what cal should be.
400 ish i guess.