The Onion and other satire w/ layers

The Epstein thorn in the side of Trump doesn’t seem to be going away anytime soon after the WSJ recently discovered Trump’s friendship bracelet reading the word “Jeffrey”.

Trump, who has frantically been attempting to create as much space between him and Epstein as possible, hasn’t found much success between a media determined to expose him and a voter base determined not to drop the issue.

Despite Trump dismissing concerns from his voters that he may be involved in the cover up of a conspiracy he ran on exposing, it seems as though every week new information proves his connection with Jeffrey Epstein runs deep.

The newest bombshell tying Trump to Epstein, published by The Wall Street journal, reveals that he kept a friendship bracelet from Jeffrey Epstein the top draw of his White House desk. [...]