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Merge conflicts (infosec.pub)

submitted 2 days ago by F04118F@feddit.nl to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev

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[–] Quill7513@slrpnk.net 38 points 2 days ago (3 children)

jesus

[–] SeductiveTortoise@piefed.social 29 points 2 days ago (2 children)

He can't help you. Y'all need Linus.

[–] TunaLobster@lemmy.world 11 points 2 days ago (1 children)

What's he going to do? Drop commits? /s

[–] silasmariner@programming.dev 7 points 2 days ago

He drops commits but keeps on forgetting
What he wrote down, CI goes so loud
He tags the release but it won't go out
E2es choking now, pipeline' jokin' now
Clock's run out, time's up, over, blaow.