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Wife and I ate her entire birthday cake in 2 days last month.
The Baker says cake is good for 3-5 people.
Nutrition label goes servings: 8, 800(?) cal a slice.
You: fuck it. Birthday binge.
I've been there and learned.
Cut into servings. Take out 4 servings (2 people x 2 days) freeze the rest in slices so you can space it out.
You're telling me one slice contains the energy of 1kg of fat? What kind of monstrous cake was that?!