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Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works

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Anon starts to believe (infosec.pub)

submitted 2 days ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] feannag@sh.itjust.works 50 points 2 days ago (3 children)

How am I supposed to use my Turf Builder® every 2 months, 4 times a year?

[–] grue@lemmy.world 36 points 2 days ago (4 children)

You skip the winter. For example, maybe you apply it in March, May, July, and September. (Or April, June, August, and October? IDK I don't actually fertilize my lawn.)

[–] RickyRigatoni@retrolemmy.com 6 points 1 day ago

I could help but last time I tried to fertilize a lawn I got arrested.

[–] feannag@sh.itjust.works 10 points 1 day ago

Oh yeah, didn't think about that. Thanks!

[–] Godric@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

Sounds vaguely socialist

[–] Bronzebeard@lemmy.zip 1 points 1 day ago

The snow must grow!

[–] caseyweederman@lemmy.ca 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Oh my god is this that bodybuilding forum post, are you doing the bodybuilding forum post thing

[–] feannag@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 day ago

Not specifically, but I'm glad I'm not the only one who thought of that when I read this.

[–] la508@lemmy.world 8 points 2 days ago

You spread it every two months, four times. Then stop.