this post was submitted on 31 Jul 2025
184 points (99.5% liked)

LinkedinLunatics

5190 readers
44 users here now

A place to post ridiculous posts from linkedIn.com

(Full transparency.. a mod for this sub happens to work there.. but that doesn't influence his moderation or laughter at a lot of posts.)

founded 2 years ago
MODERATORS
you are viewing a single comment's thread
view the rest of the comments
[–] Mac@mander.xyz 40 points 2 days ago (3 children)

Holyfuckingshit
I thought that post was satire LMAO

[–] QueenHawlSera@sh.itjust.works 11 points 2 days ago (2 children)

What do you call it when you do the opposite of eat the onion? Regurgitate the onion? Eat the carrot? I dunno

[–] lessthanluigi@lemmy.sdf.org 4 points 1 day ago

Hallucinated the onion

[–] altkey@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 2 days ago

You shit the whole onion at once and hear it hit the water.