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[–] Mac@mander.xyz 38 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Holyfuckingshit
I thought that post was satire LMAO

[–] QueenHawlSera@sh.itjust.works 10 points 2 days ago (2 children)

What do you call it when you do the opposite of eat the onion? Regurgitate the onion? Eat the carrot? I dunno

[–] lessthanluigi@lemmy.sdf.org 3 points 1 day ago

Hallucinated the onion

[–] altkey@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 1 day ago

You shit the whole onion at once and hear it hit the water.