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[–] SeductiveTortoise@piefed.social 29 points 1 day ago (1 children)

He can't help you. Y'all need Linus.

[–] TunaLobster@lemmy.world 11 points 1 day ago (1 children)

What's he going to do? Drop commits? /s

[–] silasmariner@programming.dev 7 points 1 day ago

He drops commits but keeps on forgetting
What he wrote down, CI goes so loud
He tags the release but it won't go out
E2es choking now, pipeline' jokin' now
Clock's run out, time's up, over, blaow.