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[–] madthumbs@lemmy.world -2 points 1 day ago (4 children)

That both sides are involved in as much as it can be proven, which is also a function of the Abrahamic death cults you're both supporting. Something I'm also tired of hearing about when apparently no one that makes bold claims has good evidence to back them up (topic fatigue achieved).

[–] agamemnonymous@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 day ago (3 children)

How so? Every politician that I can remember being charged with raping a minor has been a Republican.

[–] WhiteRabbit_33@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Hate to be that person, but this one was a pretty prominent one that I can remember in recent history (10-15 years ago was recent, right?) mainly because of his name.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anthony_Weiner

As fucked up as it is, this case still seems so tame compared to Trump.

Anyway, don't want to get into the middle of the fun y'all seem to be having nor get stuck in looking up every single politician who has raped a minor. I just remembered this one example.

[–] ikidd@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

I think Tony should have been a Republican, he'd still be in office and a multi-millionaire by now.

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