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[–] spongebue@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago

But every job I've ever had, there's at least one maverick who knows git way better than anybody else and is super advanced

Pretty sure that's me at my job, but I take your approach too.

I just have lousy coworkers who keep a bunch of stale branches open with no real maintenance plan. Thankfully I kind of work in my own bubble and generally avoid that jungle