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Smoke alarm is going off again

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[–] peoplebeproblems@midwest.social 5 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Oh, no, see that's my problem. I know exactly why.

It just depends on when you ask. That one moment will be several different things.

Will I ever actually date another woman?

Will I be able to get my son to able to communicate what has triggered his emotion?

Will I still have a job in a year?

Will I ever be able to step into the sunlight without burning?

Edit: and now it's Will I get stabbed in the chest when I go grocery shopping? Will I forget everything I need to do tonight?