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[–] theunknownmuncher@lemmy.world 47 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Oh god please tell me this isn't a real thing

[–] SkaveRat@discuss.tchncs.de 27 points 1 day ago

I could. But I'd prefer not to lie

[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 13 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Still in school?

[–] locuester@lemmy.zip 20 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I’ve been a dev at 8 places over 28 years and have never heard of this level of incompetence since git came along. Prior to git, with cvs, svn, tfs, vss - yeah, lots of incompetence because the tools sucked. Git solves all those problems tho!

[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 10 points 1 day ago

The real problem is stupid/lazy people, which no amount of tooling can address.