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‘Britain’s most tattooed man’ claims he is unable to watch p*rn as 'new age check system mistakes his ink for a mask' | Need To Know (needtoknow.co.uk)

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[–] GenderNeutralBro@lemmy.sdf.org 59 points 2 days ago (6 children)

King Of Ink Land King Body Art The Extreme Ink-Ite has written to his local MP to air his grievances.

Holy shit. That's his legal name?!

For King of Ink Land, this is particularly tricky as the system believes he’s wearing a mask – but it’s actually his tattoo-covered face.

So is it first name 'King of Ink Land', last name 'King Body Art The Extreme Ink-Ite'? Or is there a middle name in there?

The King of Ink Land, who is now considering using a VPN, was attempting to access a live webcam site when the issue arose.

Whoa whoa whoa. "The" King of Ink Land? That's his name, not a title!

Godspeed, King of Ink Land. I sincerely wish you success in this fight.

[–] ShaggySnacks@lemmy.myserv.one 11 points 2 days ago

The true King of United Kingdom.

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