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Sure, in your 20s, if that. Pray tell, kind sir, what is your secret?
Treat people as human beings and respect their boundaries, take care of your health and appearance, then suddenly you'll be drowning in pussy (or dick or both or neither whatever your preference)
Very funny. What's the real way?
They forgot to mention that you have to leave your house.
And go to the third places that either you can't afford or don't exist anymore. This shit reads like my grandparents giving me job seeking advice. Just walk in, give em a firm handshake, and you'll be married in a month lmao
My house? I can afford a house?
Pretty presumptuous of you to think most people can just afford a house like that.
Besides, have they heard of incalls? Someone's at the door, BRB