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[–] vaultdweller013@sh.itjust.works 114 points 3 days ago (10 children)

Just going to point out that the sun in the elder scrolls universe isn't a ball of plasma and is infact a big ass hole in the fabric of reality from when Magnus pussies out of creation. So it is entirely possible that plants could grow without sunlight in the elder scrolls.

Also for any more specialized lore junkies are vampires hurt by the raw Magicka from the sun or is it more of a raw lumens thing?

Also also the Empire had a space program, do with that what you will.

[–] BuboScandiacus@mander.xyz 42 points 3 days ago (4 children)

Who art thou who are so wise in the ways of the elder scrolls

[–] FenrirIII@lemmy.world 10 points 2 days ago (3 children)

Do you get to the Cloud District very often? Oh, what am I saying, of course you don't.

[–] Snowclone@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Do you get headshot'd while walking in the cloud district every playthrough? Oh, what am I saying, of course you do.

[–] QueenHawlSera@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 days ago

I'll have you no there's no pussy!

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