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Sounds about as forward thinking as most politicians I know.
That and “quarterly growth above all else” capitalism
Yeah the vampire would have the start of one very fucking awesome quarter before the planet froze and became inhospitable to life.
that's the next vampire CEO's problem. I get a golden parachute (and don't even joke about trying to give me a silver parachute)