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If they woke up at 6am and caught the bus at 6:40, how is 40 minutes not enough time to get ready?
Depends, I guess. If you’re healthy and have good organizational habits and are confident with someone who makes your breakfast and takes care of everything else while you eat, brush, poop, and dress before walking to the bus stop - and don’t need to be particularly coherent - 40 minutes sounds like plenty.
Why would you need anyone else? My entire morning routine is around 30 minutes and has been from childhood to adulthood. This includes poop, shower, brush, clothes. As a child it was breakfast like cereal. As an adult it's homemade coffee and a banana or bagel. When I worked at a hospital, I'd often get an egg sandwich made in the cafeteria or eggs and other typical American foods for breakfast.
Only recently working from home have I now graduated to making my own eggs, and sometimes egg sandwich. Takes all of 7 minutes.
Damn. Well you go ahead with that jigginess. I wish I could do that.
Me: *alarm goes off*
Me: (5 minutes later) Ooof.
Me: slide-walking to the bathroom with one eye halfway open
etc.