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You traditionally hang salami to dry. It can also be a euphemism for showing wang.
And if you consider the image of a lasagna hog burying itself face-deep between parted sheets of noodle to slurp up the tomato sauce, ricotta cheese, and ground beef filling, figuring out a meaning for the other phrase can be left to the reader.
Now both sentences have multiple combos of euphemisms.