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[–] Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world 98 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (34 children)

Henceforth, $1 shall cost $1. Inflation solved.

Does this one need a sarcasm tag? I don't like using em but this joke is going to start zero fun conversations

[–] Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world 27 points 2 days ago (27 children)

Sarcasm acknowledged. If it were possible, what do you think the world would look like if inflation were 0% for a few decades? I hope this is a fun conversation. If not, I'll settle for another joke, amusing anecdote or icy silence with a judgmental stare.

[–] yermaw@sh.itjust.works 41 points 2 days ago (7 children)

if inflation were 0% for a few decades

"You obviously know nothing of how the real world works."

Was going to type a whole bullshit essay with random made up stats and facts to make your idle question look malicious and uninformed, but I just cant be arsed. Can we just pretend I was a cunt for mild chuckles?

[–] trashgirlfriend@lemmy.world 33 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I can't believe you'd say that about OPs mother. Downvoted, reported, enjoy ur ban kid.

[–] REDACTED 2 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

kid

Did you just insult them? Counter-ban

[–] voodooattack@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago (1 children)

But what if they’re actually a kid?

[–] REDACTED 2 points 2 days ago

Pretty sure that's actually a crime since kids can't be on platforms, which is why companies ban you if they find out you're under 13.

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