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My younger brother got married, had kids, got divorced and I don't even have a girlfriend.
You got married? But we're just kids... oh wait...
I definitely missed the starting gun, but now I'm too far behind so I'm just strolling along and taking paths where the race doesn't go.
I'm hiding in the bushes watching the race while eating a can of sardines.