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Microblog Memes

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A place to share screenshots of Microblog posts, whether from Mastodon, tumblr, ~~Twitter~~ X, KBin, Threads or elsewhere.

Created as an evolution of White People Twitter and other tweet-capture subreddits.

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[–] ThunderComplex@lemmy.today 70 points 3 days ago (13 children)

Ok this looks like a good place to share. Recently at work I got asked by several people if I already had kids or was married when I told them I was 30 and the first time I got asked I was so startled by the question I just replied that I was too young and this guy just says naw I’m 28 married and have a child.

And the other times I also got really nervous but managed to quickly change the topic.

All this time I’m thinking "bruuh why are you asking me if I’m married I haven’t even had my first kiss” and I realized later that 30 is in fact not too young even tho I definitely feel too young inside.

[–] Schal330@lemmy.world 33 points 3 days ago (1 children)

In my social circle in the UK everyone got married in their 30's and started having kids mid to late 30's. It's not a race to get married, but the biological clock is there for having kids.

[–] ThunderComplex@lemmy.today 18 points 3 days ago (1 children)

True but also I’ve known I don’t want kids for a long time.

[–] DeathsEmbrace@lemmy.world 10 points 3 days ago (1 children)

It's a personal preference, no children deserve my free time.

[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 3 days ago (1 children)

If your username checks out, I agree 😄

[–] Impound4017@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 days ago

Gonna create an Addams family ass kid with a name like that

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