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[–] iAvicenna@lemmy.world 73 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I mean a billionaire would literally attempt this if you told him that he would be the number one billionaire if he blocks the sun out.

[–] IndiBrony@lemmy.world 26 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (2 children)

I'm sure there was a Simpsons episode on this.

Edit: Yep

[–] AlolanYoda@mander.xyz 20 points 2 days ago

Not just a random episode, too - it's one of the plot points in Who Shot Mr Burns

[–] FordBeeblebrox@lemmy.world 5 points 2 days ago

Fortunately our most handsome politicians came up with a cheap last minute solution!