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I mean a billionaire would literally attempt this if you told him that he would be the number one billionaire if he blocks the sun out.
I'm sure there was a Simpsons episode on this.
Edit: Yep
Not just a random episode, too - it's one of the plot points in Who Shot Mr Burns
Fortunately our most handsome politicians came up with a cheap last minute solution!