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[–] 18107@aussie.zone 170 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Sounds about as forward thinking as most politicians I know.

[–] kautau@lemmy.world 31 points 2 days ago (1 children)

That and “quarterly growth above all else” capitalism

[–] jballs@sh.itjust.works 6 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Yeah the vampire would have the start of one very fucking awesome quarter before the planet froze and became inhospitable to life.

[–] kautau@lemmy.world 7 points 2 days ago

that's the next vampire CEO's problem. I get a golden parachute (and don't even joke about trying to give me a silver parachute)