I did admit my experiences were anecdotal. Just sayin'!

None of the short guys in 8th-grade gym were sporting hog legs, but those tall guys were freaky. For that matter so were the black guys! Someone will bag on me for discussing 8th grade penile length. Let me assure the haters, it was a BIG (heh) deal to us pubescent kids. We all talked about it at great length (heh again). Perhaps more worrisome was the fear of popping a chubby in those skimpy gym shorts. How you gonna hide that?!

Also, why have so many women been visibly surprised when they went down on my short ass? A stripper once said, "Well. That's not what I expected."

Look, if your smear out studies across all homo sapiens, meh, probably not a big (heh) difference. And everything I'm scanning at the moment shows a correlation "with weak coefficients". Not sure what coefficients means in this context, never took stats. But I can't deny the evidence of my own eyes, even if I'm the exception to the rule. I think guys are adverse to any notion that their dick can be guessed with their clothes on.

Maybe a better correlation? Friend who had the biggest dick I've even heard of was 6'8". He showed us this trick, and it seems to fit:

Spread your thumb and forefinger out as far as they go. That's your length. I'm a perfect match. I know. Anecdotes. Again. But again, real-life experience bears it out.

Friend and I were having a threesome with his fiancee. He's taller than me, and way better built. I got the longer dick, easily. We did the hand trick, perfect match. Whatever. Try it yourself!

Now I'm going to post the finger trick and see what people self-report. Unscientific, but may be interesting!