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I’m Guy Fieri, and I’m Calling Off the Search for the Most Gangster Enchilada in Albuquerque, New Mexico (www.mcsweeneys.net)
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[–] ImplyingImplications@lemmy.ca 9 points 2 weeks ago

I honestly think it comes down to the fact that I have never once thought about what “gangster” actually means, or how to measure it in a food. So when I said, “Today we are looking for the most gangster enchilada in Albuquerque,” I fucked myself. I fucked my film crew. I fucked the people of Albuquerque.

At least buy me an enchilada first!