Dad Jokes

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submitted 3 days ago by slothrop@lemmy.ca to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

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...But I'm afraid I can't fillet.

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[–] dhork@lemmy.world 17 points 3 days ago (5 children)

You should take the job, just for the halibut

[–] miss_demeanour@lemmy.dbzer0.com 13 points 3 days ago (2 children)

It's worthwhile, but nothing to carp about.

[–] saltesc@lemmy.world 10 points 3 days ago (1 children)

I heard the fishmonger's a real bass

[–] don@lemmy.ca 5 points 2 days ago

You’ll never catch them playing koi, tfs

[–] corsicanguppy@lemmy.ca 5 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Net pay is to scale though.

[–] Hawke@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago

Fish.

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