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[–] bytesonbike@discuss.online 5 points 3 days ago (4 children)

"Garcon? I'd like one of your... Big Mac burger meals, medium rare please. If you have truffles, please include them on the side. Also my chosen table by the window seems to be occupied. Please chase them away. Thank you."

[–] WhyIAughta@lemmy.world 3 points 3 days ago (3 children)
[–] trashgirlfriend@lemmy.world 3 points 3 days ago (1 children)
[–] WhyIAughta@lemmy.world 3 points 3 days ago

Yall too fancy. Where I’m from we sit on old wire spools and drink out of rinsed out bleach bottles.

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