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[–] BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today 28 points 4 days ago (16 children)

Bidet. $30 game changer. Don't ask questions, just hook it up (it's easy), and try it.

You're welcome.

[–] spizzat2@lemmy.zip 5 points 3 days ago (9 children)

Ok, I guess I'll be that guy. Every time they are mentioned, it's always people proseltyzing. It made me consider one, but I never pulled the trigger. All of the arguments I heard felt kind of unconvincing, and I couldn't justify buying one without trying it first.

Then I bought a house, and it came with two of them. I was excited to try them out and see what all of the fuss was about. The thing is... The ones I have suck. Now, one of them seems to have weak pressure, so it could just be a bad one. However, the other one feels like it's trying to clean the back of my teeth, and it still doesn't do anything I couldn't do with paper. Sure, it might get the job done slightly faster, but I still need to use paper to at least dry off after I'm done.

Maybe a better one could change my mind, but for us, they sit there, mostly unused.

[–] Krudler@lemmy.world -2 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Yep, bidet people are suuuuuper-fucking-weird to the point of having some kind of anal fixation.

[–] amino@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 2 days ago

fellas, is it gay to not walk around with skid marks in my undergarments?

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