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Best I can do is vampire paddle boats
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fevre_Dream
I read only your comment and the first paragraph of the plot on Wikipedia, and I'm sold. It sounds like a more modern version of The Count of Monte Cristo -- which I absolutely love as a novel -- which then involves vampires somehow.
And I'm here for it. Added to my library reading list.
I remember liking the atmosphere and that it was a pretty quick read. Martin's a fun author and I've enjoyed his stuff outside of GoT.