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[–] Ilovethebomb@sh.itjust.works 20 points 3 days ago (11 children)

Since May, archaeologists working at Magna have unearthed eight massive leather shoes that each measure more than 11.8 inches long.

So four pairs? Was there one gigantic dude there that kept losing his shoes?

[–] flamingo_pinyata@sopuli.xyz 23 points 3 days ago (10 children)

11.8 inches is about 30 cm or size 47 in the european system. Which is big but not unheard of. I personally know 2 people wearing similar shoe sizes. Very possible it's just one guy who kept losing shoes.

[–] ToastedRavioli@midwest.social 11 points 3 days ago (1 children)

That is a size 13 US which is a relatively common shoe size among men with big feet. Looking at the photo I could tell it was about the size of my shoes.

A mens shoe isnt really particularly large until you get to the limited sizes, like 14 or 15, where dudes have like two shoe options to choose from at any given shoe store. Pretty much every mens shoe is made in sizes up to a 13 consistently

[–] GltchInTheGame@lemmy.world 1 points 3 days ago

Yeah. I wear a US 16 and my style options boil down to "whatever they have in that size".

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