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Odds Are Slim That I'll Ever Visit A Casino... (lemmy.ca)

submitted 1 week ago by slothrop@lemmy.ca to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

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...but I won't roulette out entirely.

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[–] jordanlund@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

It's amazing that you can check in, have all your needs seen to, be entertained, win or lose money (most likely lose) and never see daylight for the duration of the stay.

There's good money to be made with a book or movie about a vampire casino. ;)

[–] tigeruppercut@lemmy.zip 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Best I can do is vampire paddle boats

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fevre_Dream

[–] litchralee@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I read only your comment and the first paragraph of the plot on Wikipedia, and I'm sold. It sounds like a more modern version of The Count of Monte Cristo -- which I absolutely love as a novel -- which then involves vampires somehow.

And I'm here for it. Added to my library reading list.

[–] tigeruppercut@lemmy.zip 2 points 1 week ago

I remember liking the atmosphere and that it was a pretty quick read. Martin's a fun author and I've enjoyed his stuff outside of GoT.