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[–] Evil_Shrubbery@lemmy.zip 11 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (1 children)

The teacher needed a lesson on giving clear assignments, as well as a lesson why ecosystems matter. Kid delivered.

That being said, I would write about a student teleported from the school into some alien school somewhere off-planet & slowly choke to death.

[–] fodor@lemmy.zip 1 points 3 days ago (1 children)

As a teacher, I feel the opposite. I think the teacher now has entertaining stories that they can show to co-workers about how messed up the kids are these days. It's a kind of therapy for everyone involved.

The only tricky point is when kids write things that are NSFW and then you have to require that they revise them to be SFW, when many kids are not good at understanding the difference, and specifically why it matters in a school environment.

[–] Evil_Shrubbery@lemmy.zip 1 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

Oh, yeah, totally, I didn't even detect anything bad with that scenario - my joke-point was centered around/stemmed from the fact that the teacher "was mad" about the outcome.

NSFW/SFW stuff should be part of the general rules of the class or school anyway.