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Seems someone out there is really mad about memory safety (infosec.pub)
submitted 1 week ago by reboot6675@sopuli.xyz to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev
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[–] xoggy@programming.dev 14 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Nah, this guy is clearly riled up about lifetimes.

[–] magic_lobster_party@fedia.io 18 points 1 week ago

Just use ’static everywhere