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[–] flamingo_pinyata@sopuli.xyz 23 points 3 days ago (3 children)

11.8 inches is about 30 cm or size 47 in the european system. Which is big but not unheard of. I personally know 2 people wearing similar shoe sizes. Very possible it's just one guy who kept losing shoes.

[–] huppakee@feddit.nl 14 points 3 days ago

We are longer on average now, so I'd argue size 47 is also more common now though. Making the 'it's just one guy'-theory even more likely.

[–] ToastedRavioli@midwest.social 11 points 3 days ago (1 children)

That is a size 13 US which is a relatively common shoe size among men with big feet. Looking at the photo I could tell it was about the size of my shoes.

A mens shoe isnt really particularly large until you get to the limited sizes, like 14 or 15, where dudes have like two shoe options to choose from at any given shoe store. Pretty much every mens shoe is made in sizes up to a 13 consistently

[–] GltchInTheGame@lemmy.world 1 points 3 days ago

Yeah. I wear a US 16 and my style options boil down to "whatever they have in that size".

[–] hellfire103@lemmy.ca 9 points 3 days ago (3 children)
[–] Jerb322@lemmy.world 9 points 3 days ago (1 children)

"It's not 12", but it smells like a foot."

[–] bizarroland@lemmy.world 3 points 3 days ago

Just like my penis

[–] Ilovethebomb@sh.itjust.works 7 points 3 days ago (1 children)

I'd never really thought about this, but most people's feet are significantly shorter than a foot, aren't they?

[–] hellfire103@lemmy.ca 7 points 3 days ago

Yep! I have heard that the Romans had big feet, though.

[–] Peppycito@sh.itjust.works 3 points 3 days ago (1 children)
[–] hellfire103@lemmy.ca 3 points 3 days ago

Potayto Potahto