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ls homework/ (infosec.pub)

submitted 4 days ago by not_IO@lemmy.blahaj.zone to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev

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[–] rumba@lemmy.zip 13 points 4 days ago (2 children)

alias sex "updatedb; locate; talk; date; cd; strip; look; touch; finger; unzip; uptime; gawk; head; apt-get install condom; mount; fsck; gasp; more; yes; yes; yes; more; umount; apt-get remove --purge condom; make clean; sleep"

[–] axEl7fB5@lemmy.cafe 12 points 4 days ago (1 children)

you dare assume my package manager.

alias stroke="rm"
for i in {1..100}; do touch penis && stroke penis; done

[–] rumba@lemmy.zip 2 points 3 days ago

I don't assume anything, I just repost stuff from 40 years ago. ;)

[–] xthexder@l.sw0.com 2 points 3 days ago

technologic-