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In 15 seconds? There's simply no way.
Oh... They might log into their account for the remote piloting app, making the drone deploy within 15 seconds.
But then they have to navigate the school manually and find the shooter. But have you ever tried to navigate a high school you've never set foot in before?
The main building has three flores (2, 3 and 4), between 1990-2015 they added the A, B and C buildings. A and B are on a hill, so A only has floors 1 & 2, B has floors 3 & 4. You have to go through the science building to get to the C building. Last year they added the L building next to the track. Weirdly L is right next to A (but it's shaped like an L) also it's not physically connected to the rest of the buildings, you have to cross the courtyard. The science building doesn't have a letter, but it's next to the gym, you can't miss it.
Alright pilots, the shooter is in the M building pop up extension. Go get em.
And a short 45 minutes it's all over...