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[–] Reality_Suit@lemmy.world 25 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

Let's start spreading the unspeakable ancient knowledge of the first one. The one that has no name but an idea of an existence. Now hum the deep tone of the empty.

Edit: Fuck CBS