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but at least its not forbidden in the USA like the Surprise Egg
At least it's not forbidden in the USA yet.
I’d honestly be surprised if there were more kinder egg injuries than avocado pit related injuries, given how frequently people stab themselves in the hand trying to remove them. I get that those are mostly adults instead of kids and less likely to be deadly.
You can just break the chocolate egg with a table or your hand, you do not have to cut the toy out!