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submitted 4 days ago by not_IO@lemmy.blahaj.zone to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev

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[–] resipsaloquitur@lemmy.world 60 points 4 days ago (2 children)

[–] scrubbles@poptalk.scrubbles.tech 20 points 4 days ago

If you vibe coded it, 300/hr

[–] sukhmel@programming.dev 3 points 4 days ago (1 children)

So, if you worked on it first, do you get a discount for watching and helping, because it doesn't add up?

[–] Clent@lemmy.dbzer0.com 16 points 4 days ago

This is software engineering and apply basic of statement logic, the hourly rate is the last if statement that was true.

Personally, I make it acccumlate the rate for a max rate of $520 when all if statements match.