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That would be good (infosec.pub)
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[–] Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works 8 points 5 days ago (15 children)

Reminder: put the avocado half DOWN on the table before whacking the pit with the knife. What's the matter, no cutting board? Afraid you'll accidentally whack the knife into the table? Let that sink in....

[–] erusuoyera@sh.itjust.works 1 points 5 days ago (1 children)

But my hand heals. The table doesn't.

[–] some_kind_of_guy@lemmy.world 2 points 4 days ago

You can get a new table

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