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[–] pentastarm@piefed.ca 110 points 1 week ago (17 children)

This is off topic but I have never seen a negative downvote. Is... Is that like an upvote but with more steps???

[–] rovingnothing29@lemmy.world 51 points 1 week ago (11 children)

I think you have to right click the page while hitting alt-F4 to expose a warp zone.

[–] panda_abyss@lemmy.ca 67 points 1 week ago (10 children)

Please don't do this.

Every use of warp destabilizes the zone and eventually warp will be impossible altogether in the unstable zone, possibly the whole quadrant.

[–] lemmyknow@lemmy.today 11 points 1 week ago (2 children)

But I wanna skip to World 3!!!!

[–] kautau@lemmy.world 16 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] nekbardrun@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

Can it at least be Warzone 2100 flavored ?

I wanna be a Combat engineer cyborg who repair walls by using blue lasers!

https://betaguide.wz2100.net/cyborgs.html (The images are small, but it is the best I can fetch from internet)

[–] panda_abyss@lemmy.ca 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)

You would destroy this woman’s home world just to get to World 3 faster?

[–] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago

Star Trek Author: "I've invented a new alien race. How do we want to visualize it?"

Man who can see only foreheads: "I've got you, fam"

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