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[–] panda_abyss@lemmy.ca 67 points 4 days ago (2 children)

Please don't do this.

Every use of warp destabilizes the zone and eventually warp will be impossible altogether in the unstable zone, possibly the whole quadrant.

[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 18 points 4 days ago (2 children)

And then they just dropped that entire plotline

[–] Skullgrid@lemmy.world 7 points 4 days ago

they mentioned it once or twice...

[–] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 4 points 4 days ago (2 children)

They picked it up again in the third season of Three Body Problem

[–] DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 4 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

Q fixed it for his favorite pet

[–] nekbardrun@lemmy.world 2 points 4 days ago

Sadly there won't be a 4t season.....

On the bright side, there will be the release of Four Body Problem instead!!!

[–] lemmyknow@lemmy.today 11 points 4 days ago (2 children)

But I wanna skip to World 3!!!!

[–] kautau@lemmy.world 16 points 4 days ago (1 children)
[–] nekbardrun@lemmy.world 2 points 4 days ago

Can it at least be Warzone 2100 flavored ?

I wanna be a Combat engineer cyborg who repair walls by using blue lasers!

https://betaguide.wz2100.net/cyborgs.html (The images are small, but it is the best I can fetch from internet)

[–] panda_abyss@lemmy.ca 6 points 4 days ago (1 children)

You would destroy this woman’s home world just to get to World 3 faster?

[–] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 6 points 4 days ago

Star Trek Author: "I've invented a new alien race. How do we want to visualize it?"

Man who can see only foreheads: "I've got you, fam"