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ls homework/ (infosec.pub)

submitted 4 days ago by not_IO@lemmy.blahaj.zone to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev

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[–] hddsx@lemmy.ca 41 points 4 days ago (3 children)

sudo ls

..?

[–] LolaCat@lemmy.ca 81 points 4 days ago (3 children)

hddsx is not in the sudoers file. This incident will be reported.

[–] coherent_domain 81 points 4 days ago (1 children)

TO THE UK GOVERNMENT

[–] LostXOR@fedia.io 17 points 4 days ago (1 children)

I thought it was reported to Santa?

[–] Ziglin@lemmy.world 28 points 4 days ago

Yeah, he's also been working on misinformation campaigns to try to hide that fact. Be really careful who you accept presents from this Christmas. Person with long beard sitting atop their throne of cables and holding a huge power bar like a staff. Likely in an old server room. Captioned: "this is who all your failed sudos get reported to"

[–] kubica@fedia.io 19 points 4 days ago

This indecent will be reported.

[–] hddsx@lemmy.ca 7 points 4 days ago

Time for ‘init=/bin/bash’….

[–] 2910000@lemmy.world 6 points 4 days ago

sudoers getting renamed to grownups

[–] Zachariah@lemmy.world 7 points 4 days ago (2 children)

$ sudo make me a sandwich

[–] hddsx@lemmy.ca 11 points 4 days ago

-bash: sudo: command not found

[–] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 4 points 4 days ago

$ whoami

a_sandwich