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Microsoft Copilot AI’s official avatar looks like a blob of semen (pivot-to-ai.com)

submitted 4 days ago by tonytins@pawb.social to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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[–] MrFinnbean@lemmy.world 22 points 4 days ago (2 children)

People here need to touch grass. Not every white blob is cum.

[–] DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 8 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Granted, but that one is

[–] Fingolfinz@lemmy.world 2 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Why does your cum have eyes?

[–] DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 2 points 3 days ago

Why doesn't yours? Freak.

[–] GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 3 points 3 days ago (1 children)

exactly. semen come in a variety of colors from clear to red or yellow, and sometimes green.

[–] cheese_greater@lemmy.world 3 points 3 days ago (1 children)

If you eat a ton of grass, does it make your semen green?

[–] GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago

no, but if you smoke some grass and sleep with a bunch of hookers it might.