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[–] GabrielBell12fi@lemmy.world 10 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

Really? Cause I think an anti-joke would be :-

I took my girlfriend to the dance, but first I went to get her some flowers. It took me forever, because there was a very long line at the shop for flowers.

We arrived at the dance, and she asked if we could have our photo taken. But it took us forever because there was a very long line to get your picture taken.

I went to get her some snacks, but it took forever because there was a very long line at the snack bar.

Then she asked if I could get her some punch, and I went and got it and brought it back, and it took no time at all.