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Anon makes decisions (infosec.pub)

submitted 5 days ago by abbotsbury@lemmy.world to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] Pyro@programming.dev 13 points 5 days ago (2 children)

Eh, it only works if the lyrics are actually relevant to the story

[–] abbotsbury@lemmy.world 52 points 5 days ago (1 children)

wdym he opened the door

[–] SkaveRat@discuss.tchncs.de 32 points 5 days ago (1 children)

and got on the floor

[–] TootSweet@lemmy.world 28 points 5 days ago

everybody walk the dinosaur

[–] wizardbeard@lemmy.dbzer0.com 24 points 5 days ago (1 children)

This is 15 years old. It's not about "working", or making a pun.

It's about getting someone momentarily interested in a story, even vaguely invested, or just getting an engaging pace going before suddenly and violently transistioning into a recognizable non-sequiteur.

Extra points for getting a cheesy song stuck in people's heads.

[–] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 3 points 4 days ago

Yeah it was a meme at the time