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[–] KingPorkChop@lemmy.ca 19 points 5 days ago (1 children)

issued a ticket with a fine in the amount of $2,500 for engaging in Christian worship at a Friday service

This is not true at all.

This was not a regular Friday service. This was a special music concert. In Montreal, per the bylaws "Events with 50 to 3,000 people in attendance require prior authorization." They also recommend submitting the application 90 days in advance.

They wanted to have a show, only planned a few days in advance, they didn't have permits, the city said no and if they continue they would get fined. They continued, they got fined.

I don't see what the problem is here.

This has nothing to do with religion. The same thing would have happened if fucking U2 wanted to play a coffee shop with 60 seat capacity with a day or two notice. The entire point of getting authorization with 90 days notice is so you don't have pop-up concerts happening around the city at venues that aren't adequate and might cause things like traffic and parking problems.

Having said that, this is perfect for Christians and this MAGA cuntface. They love playing the role of someone being terribly persecuted. They don't follow the rules then cry giant baby Jesus tears when presented with consequences.

The MAGA dude sees this whole thing as a win because he gets free press, gets to hop on his huge travelling cross and sob to his cult, and you know for a FACT he isn't the one stuck with the fine. The church is.